WORDS YOU WILL ONLY HEAR FROM A NIGERIAN

As compiled from facebook and with my fellow bloggers....HERE

  1. Insult upon injury
  2. Nonsense and Ingredient
  3. If i sound u ehh?
  4. How Far?
  5. Can i see your particulars?
  6. Anything for me sir?
  7. Are you mad?
  8. Half-caste
  9. Next tomorrow
  10. Lie, Lie
  11. See me see trouble oh
  12. Shift for me, lemme sit
  13. Abeg vamus
  14. Nonsense, say wetin happen?
  15. Abomination
  16. Over my dead body
  17. God forbid bad thing
  18. I need to retouch my hair
  19. All words with 'bloody' eg bloody fool, bloody liar
  20. Na wa oooo
  21. Tell me something
  22. Why do you want to know my name?
  23. I beg joo
  24. Can u imagine,
  25. Wonders shall never end,
  26. Tufiakwa
  27. Chei, Kai
  28. Oya
  29. Hold on I want to branch somewhere
  30. Come and Escort Me
  31. Stop at that junction over there
  32. Borrow me your pen/biro
  33. Still yet
  34. Me and you will enter the same trouser
  35. You are so annoying
  36. Why? Because Y has a long tail and two branches
  37. What is the time? Quarter to buy your own
  38. Effico
  39. ITK- I too know
  40. Muumu
  41. How are you? "We're managing"
  42. And so what?
  43. I want some assorted biscuits eg Rich tea, Digestive
  44. Your face looks familiar
  45. You are so daft
  46. NFA- No future ambition
  47. That is so dry!
  48. My belly is full
  49. Did they sack you?
  50. I trekked all the way here
  51. Where is the toilet, I want to piss
  52. I want to drink cold mineral
  53. Which ones now?
  54. He was trying to toast me
  55. Your head is not correct
  56. Just imagine!
  57. My school fees money
  58. No wahala!
  59. Reverse back small
  60. Oya, shake body
  61. Shine your eye
  62. Carry go
  63. Don't try me o
  64. Enough effizzy
  65. Nna, You chop?
  66. Ashewo bastard!
  67. What happen?
  68. We must wash am!
  69. Eeyin, but why? (meaning ore/aboki/friend-- why now?)
  70. You f--k up!
  71. No be soooo!
  72. I will see you today, athink?
  73. Cold iced water!
  74. How body na?
  75. E no go better for you
  76. Stupind morrafucker (it must be said that way).
  77. Walahi talahi.
  78. God will punish you for your wickedness.
  79. Stupid bombastic idoit.
  80. No be so
  81. Oga come correct o
  82. Wetin sef
  83. Na wa for some people o
  84. I go show you peppe
  85. Na so?
  86. You dey there?
  87. I dey come
  88. Dem dey follow you from village?
  89. Who you be?
  90. My colour
  91. She dey bleach
  92. Na you sabi
  93. Wetin dey?
  94. Chop Knuckles.
  95. Long(er) throat!
  96. Agbero park
  97. Arrant nonsense
  98. Area boys
  99. Someborri (must be pronounced like that too)
  100. I don belleful
  101. Thunder fire you
  102. Coconut head
  103. We no dey even see your brake light again?
  104. You look tush
  105. Fashi him jo!
  106. Your father....
  107. Bladdy fool...
  108. You go fear fear...
  109. It is well
  110. For wia (where)
  111. Whats the P?
  112. Oga, i hail o!
  113. E go better
  114. How far na?
  115. Shut up ur mouth that u've never washed since the day u were born!
  116. What? water and garri make eba for ur wedding day!
  117. Wetin na?
  118. Dem dey smoke soap?
  119. Make e enter bush?
  120. Play play, play play (say it fast) 
  121. Like play like play
  122. It's a lie!
  123. I go flash you
  124. Say who die
  125. How d parole?
  126. Denge pose
  127. Maga don fall
  128. Bigs gehls
  129. With your tun tun belle like scallywag.
  130. You're nothing but a hanging pant under my feet.
  131. Your bow leg like bow and arrow.
  132. Your 4 corner head like cabin biscuit packet
  133. En hen?
  134. So?
  135. And so bloody what?
  136. Run 440 (four forty)
  137. Abi?
  138. oooo oh!(more like oh-oh-OH..to express dissapointment)
  139. Thunda faya u!
  140. God punish you!
  141. Thaaaat is!
  142. Say wetin happen?
  143. If i wooze you ehn!
  144. Don't mind him/her/them
  145. See ya head
  146. See your mouth like [insert whatever the person said sarcastically]
  147. No be beans!/na beans?
  148. He/she is not on seat.
  149. Enemy of progress 
  150. Short Knicker
  151. Lai lai to lai lai
  152. Na so?
  153. Well done
  154. Big Madam
  155. Oga Sir!
  156. God punish you
  157. Singlet
  158. See as e be. Winch!
  159. Extreme end
  160. Full to the brim
  161. Waka waka/Wakabout
  162. Ashewo, ten kobo
  163. Me nko/you nko
  164. Dress from me small na
  165. Shege barawo banza
  166. You kiss crase?
  167. If i wooze you
  168. Nna bros
  169. Katakata
  170. Dem send u come?
  171. You see me for night?
  172. Odi kwa risky
  173. Bad belle
  174. Long throat
  175. Waka!
  176. Kiss transformer
  177. Do you know who i am?!!
  178. Small small.
  179. Follow follow
  180. What is the meaning of all this?