Something to laugh about

Mother: Son I am sorry I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.
Son: Mum what rubbish! How am I to deal with this? You should be hanged.
Mother: I am sorry he is my first could not just marry him cause we are of different religion. He is the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first ever.
Son: No I am speaking to no one. Mr Alani is the only father I know and so will that be.
Mother: Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him.
Son: I will give him a piece of my mind!
Phone. Morning son. I am Mallam Aliko Dangote. I am your real father.
Son: THANK GOD!!! I always knew there was something special about me. Thank you mum. You are the best mother in the world!!!=)) =)) =)) laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =)) ,if na u nko?;) ;)