Just for Laughs

A Judge asked a Lady:..." So wen did U realize U were Raped?...D Lady answered:..."Wen d Cheque Bounced, my Lord"...

A mad man was walking down d street n suddenly saw something on d floor n said 2 himself, dis thing look familiar, takes up a little with his finger, n licks it, nodded n said: "I talk am say na SHIT."