Pastor's Cock

A pastor keeps chickens on his church premises. One evening, a cock went missing. In the church the pastor asked 'who has a cock?' All the men got up.
"No, i meant who has seen a cock?" All the women got up.
"No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half d women got up. "
Oh! 4goodnes sake who hs seen my cock?" All the choir girls got up.