Queen Elizabeth, George Bush and OBJ die and go to Hell.
The Queen says "I miss UK, I want to call UK". She makes a 5 min call and asks "Devil, how much?" Devil says, "£800." '
Bush also says he wants to call the US. He makes a 3min call and asks how much. Devil says,"$2500".
OBJ self vex and says " meself wan call 9ja o! I wan talk to Goodluck, Atiku, and Everybody". OBJ talks for about 15 hours then asks Devil, "how much? Devil says 5 naira. OBJ was surprised and asks Devil "why na?" Devil says "Hell to Hell, na local call"